Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the backyard wildlife enthusiast
The neighbourhood animals: uninvited, undeterred, catalogued anyway.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
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- Sizes S–3XL
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10 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Critters · Plate III
THE CITY PIGEON
Avis breadcrumbus
Struts as if the rent is paid.
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Critters · Plate V
THE OPOSSUM
Marsupius dramaticus
Defense mechanism: dramatic fainting.
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Critters · Plate VIII
THE DEER
Cervus oblivious
Decision-making: catastrophic.
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Critters · Plate XI
THE CROW
Avis grudgeus
Remembers your face. Forever.
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Critters · Plate XII
THE HUMMINGBIRD
Avis furius
Three grams of pure rage.
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Critters · Plate XIII
THE CHIPMUNK
Cheekus smuggleus
Cheek capacity: openly criminal.
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Critters · Plate XVI
THE WILD TURKEY
Avis strutticus
Flight: technically possible, beneath him.
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Critters · Plate XVII
THE RED FOX
Slyus suburbanus
Looks majestic, screams like a demon.
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