Pets · Plate I
THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Canis goodboyus
The original good boy, documented.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the dog person
Twenty breeds, catalogued with the seriousness they deserve and the accuracy they will not enjoy.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
13 of 20 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Pets · Plate III
THE FRENCH BULLDOG
Canis snorticus
Allergic to its own existence.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate IV
THE CHIHUAHUA
Canis tinytoughus
Body: 4 lbs. Confidence: 90 lbs.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate V
THE GERMAN SHEPHERD
Canis loyalus
Sheds enough to construct a second dog.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate VIII
THE CORGI
Canis lowridus
Legs: sold separately.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate IX
THE DACHSHUND
Canis longbodus
Back: not built to code.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate X
THE HUSKY
Canis dramaticus
Vocabulary: exclusively complaints.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate XII
THE SHIBA INU
Canis judgeus
Facial expression: judgmental.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate XIII
THE BEAGLE
Canis snifficus
Nose overrides all known commands.
9 tee colours
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Pets · Plate XV
THE GOLDENDOODLE
Canis flooficus
Coat: 90% floof by volume.
9 tee colours
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- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.