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DMV · Plate III

THE LOUD PHONE-CALLER

Bureaucratus clamorus

Speakerphone: the only setting.

THE LOUD PHONE-CALLER specimen plate — The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

Speakerphone: the only setting
Entire life narrated to the room
Personal details: now public
Volume: unbothered by stares

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE LOUD PHONE-CALLER, printed on a tee — Tap a colour to see it on the shirt

Tee 9

Crewneck 6

See it move

A short film: the plate, its observations read aloud, and every colour it prints on.

Every line is printed on screen as it is read. Sound optional.

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE LOUD PHONE-CALLER, printed on a tee — On a tee

THE LOUD PHONE-CALLER, printed on a dark garment — The same plate, printed on a dark garment

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Printed in 2–5 days
Sizes S–3XL
30-day replacement or refund

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