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Dog Park · Plate I

THE BALL OBSESSIVE

Barkus fetchus

The ball is life. There is no other truth.

THE BALL OBSESSIVE specimen plate — The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

The ball is life. There is no other truth.
Drops it at strangers' feet
Fetch count: infinite, insufficient
Will not discuss retirement

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE BALL OBSESSIVE, printed on a tee — Tap a colour to see it on the shirt

Tee 9

Crewneck 6

See it move

A short film: the plate, its observations read aloud, and every colour it prints on.

Every line is printed on screen as it is read. Sound optional.

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE BALL OBSESSIVE, printed on a tee — On a tee

THE BALL OBSESSIVE, printed on a dark garment — The same plate, printed on a dark garment

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Printed in 2–5 days
Sizes S–3XL
30-day replacement or refund

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