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Grocery · Plate I

THE AISLE CART-ABANDONER

Marketus obstructus

Cart parked diagonally, mid-aisle.

THE AISLE CART-ABANDONER specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

  1. Cart parked diagonally, mid-aisle
  2. Blocks traffic, feels nothing
  3. Returns eventually, maybe
  4. Spatial awareness: absent

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE AISLE CART-ABANDONER, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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On the garment

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THE AISLE CART-ABANDONER, printed on a tee
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THE AISLE CART-ABANDONER, printed on a dark garment
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Find this plate in the guide

Also on THE GROCERY STORE — the group plate and the rest of its specimens