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Little League · Plate III

THE UMPIRE ARGUER

Sidelinus ejectus

The strike zone is a personal insult, audible from the parking lot.

THE UMPIRE ARGUER specimen plate
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Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

  1. The strike zone: a personal insult
  2. Heard clearly from the parking lot
  3. Has been asked to "walk it off"
  4. The call has never been overturned

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE UMPIRE ARGUER, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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On the garment

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Find this plate in the guide

Also on THE LITTLE LEAGUE GAME — the group plate and the rest of its specimens