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Pets · Plate XL

THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS

Felis culpritus

You set out two now. One is not yours.

One of 31 plates in the Pets series, each numbered. See the series.

THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Field observations

  1. If it sits near an edge, it must go
  2. Findings: it falls. Every single time.
  3. Drinks only from the glass you poured
  4. You set out two now. One is not yours.

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS, printed on a dark garment
The same plate, printed on a dark garment

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