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Waiting Room · Plate IV

THE MAGAZINE ARCHAEOLOGIST

Patientus relicus

Reading news from three years ago.

THE MAGAZINE ARCHAEOLOGIST specimen plate
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Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

  1. Reading news from three years ago
  2. The crossword: already done, in pen
  3. Knows every celebrity's old scandal
  4. The good issues left years ago

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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Find this plate in the guide

Also on THE WAITING ROOM — the group plate and the rest of its specimens