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Wedding · Plate VI

THE DANCE-FLOOR DAD

Nuptialis embarrassus

One move, deployed repeatedly.

THE DANCE-FLOOR DAD specimen plate — The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

One move, deployed repeatedly
Rhythm: aspirational
Sweat: through the blazer
The sprinkler: making a comeback

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE DANCE-FLOOR DAD, printed on a tee — Tap a colour to see it on the shirt

Tee 9

Crewneck 6

See it move

A short film: the plate, its observations read aloud, and every colour it prints on.

Every line is printed on screen as it is read. Sound optional.

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE DANCE-FLOOR DAD, printed on a tee — On a tee

THE DANCE-FLOOR DAD, printed on a dark garment — The same plate, printed on a dark garment

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Printed in 2–5 days
Sizes S–3XL
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