Gym · Plate II
THE MIRROR ATHLETE
Gymnus reflectus
The best angle has been located and will be held.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the gym friend
Six specimens observed in their natural habitat, plus the group plate that holds all of them.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
6 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Gym · Plate III
THE MACHINE SQUATTER
Gymnus sedentus
Three sets left, all of them theoretical.
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Gym · Plate IV
THE CHALK CLOUD
Gymnus dustus
The clap comes first; the lift is negotiable.
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Gym · Plate V
THE CARDIO GHOST
Gymnus absentus
Logging miles at a pace the treadmill considers standby mode.
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Gym · Plate VI
THE EQUIPMENT HOG
Gymnus monopolus
Currently using that. And that. And those.
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How this works
- I. You order on Etsy. Checkout is handled by Etsy, with its Purchase Protection, and your card never touches this site.
- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.