Little League · Plate I
THE SCOUT DAD
Sidelinus clipboardus
Keeping stats nobody requested, in case the scouts show.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the little-league sideline
Everyone standing at that fence, properly identified.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
6 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Little League · Plate II
THE SNACK MOM
Sidelinus orangesliceus
Orange slices cut with precision; the actual MVP, per everyone.
9 tee colours
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Little League · Plate III
THE UMPIRE ARGUER
Sidelinus ejectus
The strike zone is a personal insult, audible from the parking lot.
9 tee colours
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Little League · Plate V
THE TOO-SERIOUS COACH
Sidelinus intensus
It's tee-ball, and it is also game seven.
9 tee colours
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Little League · Plate VI
THE OUTFIELD DAISY-PICKER
Sidelinus distractus
Right field is a meadow; the glove is currently a hat.
9 tee colours
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How this works
- I. You order on Etsy. Checkout is handled by Etsy, with its Purchase Protection, and your card never touches this site.
- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.