Beach · Plate III
THE WAVE DODGER
Sandus tiptoeus
Enters the ocean one toe per hour.
One of 2 plates in the Beach series, each numbered. See the series.
Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49
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Field observations
- Enters the ocean one toe per hour
- Screams at ankle-depth
- The plunge: eternally postponed
- Gets fully in at 4:59 p.m.
The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.
Colours

Tee 9
Sweatshirt 6





