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Groups · Plate III

THE GROUP CHAT

Textus perpetuus

The One Who Never Replies: has read every message since 2019.

THE GROUP CHAT specimen plate
The six-up plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Six specimens on this plate

  1. THE ONE WHO NEVER REPLIES var. silentus
  2. THE MEME DEALER var. memeticus
  3. THE ESSAY TEXTER var. paragraphus
  4. THE FLAKY PLAN-MAKER var. flakus
  5. THE REACTIONS-ONLY LURKER var. lurkus
  6. THE 3 A.M. TEXTER var. insomnius

Each is drawn and named separately, then set six-up. The numbers run left to right, top to bottom.

Colours

THE GROUP CHAT, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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A short film: the plate, its six specimens named aloud, and every colour it prints on.

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On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE GROUP CHAT, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE GROUP CHAT, printed on a dark garment
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  • Sizes S–3XL
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