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Groups · Plate II

THE THANKSGIVING TABLE

Familia awkwardus

The Kids'-Table Adult: thirty-four, still not promoted.

One of 14 plates in the Groups series, each numbered. See the series.

THE THANKSGIVING TABLE specimen plate
The six-up plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Six specimens on this plate

  1. THE POLITICAL UNCLE var. debatus
  2. THE MOM WHO WON'T SIT DOWN var. hostessus
  3. THE 'WHEN ARE YOU MARRYING' AUNT var. nosyus
  4. THE FOOD-COMA COUSIN var. sleepus
  5. THE KIDS'-TABLE ADULT var. exiledus
  6. THE DISH-HOARDING GRANDMA var. leftoverus

Each is drawn and named separately, then set six-up. The numbers run left to right, top to bottom.

Colours

THE THANKSGIVING TABLE, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE THANKSGIVING TABLE, printed on a tee
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