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Moms · Plate III

THE TEXT-ME MOM

Maternus textmeus

"Text me when you get there": nonnegotiable

One of 6 plates in the Moms series, each numbered. See the series.

THE TEXT-ME MOM specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Field observations

  1. "Text me when you get there": nonnegotiable
  2. Tracks the flight from the couch
  3. No text in twenty minutes: assumes the worst
  4. You're thirty-four. It still applies.

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE TEXT-ME MOM, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE TEXT-ME MOM, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE TEXT-ME MOM, printed on a dark garment
The same plate, printed on a dark garment

Find this plate in the guide

Also on THE MOMS — the group plate and the rest of its specimens