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Groups · Plate XXI

THE MOMS

Maternus multitaskus

The Text-Me Mom: 'Text me when you get there.' You're thirty-four. It still applies.

THE MOMS specimen plate
The six-up plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Six specimens on this plate

  1. THE BOTTOMLESS PURSE MOM var. everythingus
  2. THE DID-YOU-EAT MOM var. secondhelpingus
  3. THE TEXT-ME MOM var. textmeus
  4. THE CALENDAR MOM var. calendarus
  5. THE NOT-MAD MOM var. disappointus
  6. THE QUICK-CALL MOM var. onemorethingus

Each is drawn and named separately, then set six-up. The numbers run left to right, top to bottom.

Colours

THE MOMS, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE MOMS, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE MOMS, printed on a dark garment
The same plate, printed on a dark garment
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  • Sizes S–3XL
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