DMV · Plate I
THE WRONG-FORM PERSON
Bureaucratus incorrectus
Always missing exactly one document.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For everyone who has been to the DMV
A complete field survey of the waiting room, conducted over several hours, involuntarily.
Tees $34 · sweatshirts $49 · free US shipping
6 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
DMV · Plate II
THE NUMBER WATCHER
Bureaucratus vigilus
Forty-seven numbers to go. Bathroom: a risk.
9 tee colours
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DMV · Plate III
THE LOUD PHONE-CALLER
Bureaucratus clamorus
Speakerphone: the only setting.
9 tee colours
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DMV · Plate IV
THE SLEEPER
Bureaucratus dormus
Achieved sleep in a plastic chair.
9 tee colours
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DMV · Plate VI
THE RESIGNED CLERK
Bureaucratus exhaustus
Has seen everything. Twice.
9 tee colours
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How this works
- I. You order on Etsy. Checkout is handled by Etsy, with its Purchase Protection, and your card never touches this site.
- II. We print it to order in one to three business days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US; orders have arrived in seven to eleven days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.