Grocery · Plate I
THE AISLE CART-ABANDONER
Marketus obstructus
Cart parked diagonally, mid-aisle.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the grocery-store veteran
Six specimens, one aisle, no eye contact.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
6 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Grocery · Plate III
THE EXPRESS-LANE CHEATER
Marketus excessus
'15 items' interpreted loosely.
9 tee colours
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Grocery · Plate IV
THE PRODUCE SQUEEZER
Marketus inspectus
Squeezes every avocado. Buys none.
9 tee colours
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Grocery · Plate V
THE COUPON NEGOTIATOR
Marketus bargainus
Total savings: forty cents. Worth it.
9 tee colours
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Grocery · Plate VI
THE LOST HUSBAND
Marketus abandonus
Sent for milk. Found in cereal.
9 tee colours
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How this works
- I. You order on Etsy. Checkout is handled by Etsy, with its Purchase Protection, and your card never touches this site.
- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.