Wedding · Plate I
THE CRYING AUNT
Nuptialis emotivus
Cries harder than the couple.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the wedding party
A field guide to the reception, filed under events that repeat.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
5 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Wedding · Plate III
THE BOUQUET GLADIATOR
Nuptialis competitus
Elbows: fully deployed.
9 tee colours
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Wedding · Plate V
THE RELUCTANT PLUS-ONE
Nuptialis solus
Knows exactly one person here.
9 tee colours
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Wedding · Plate VI
THE DANCE-FLOOR DAD
Nuptialis embarrassus
One move, deployed repeatedly.
9 tee colours
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How this works
- I. You order on Etsy. Checkout is handled by Etsy, with its Purchase Protection, and your card never touches this site.
- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.