People · Plate IV
THE GYM BRO
Homo gymrattus
Leg day: spoken of, rarely observed.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the one who is always outside
Sport and the outdoors, catalogued by somebody who stayed in.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
7 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
People · Plate XI
THE RUNNER
Homo joggus
Will mention the marathon, unprompted.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XVIII
THE FISHERMAN
Homo exaggeratus
Measurements: generous estimates.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXII
THE GOLFER
Homo mulliganus
Scorecard: creative nonfiction.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXVII
THE BEACH PERSON
Homo beachus
Salt water fixes everything.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXXVIII For Her
THE SPORTS FAN
Homo superstitiosus
"We won." She did not play.
9 tee colours
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- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.