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THE GYM BRO

Homo gymrattus

Leg day: spoken of, rarely observed.

THE GYM BRO specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

  1. Mirror display behavior, year-round
  2. Migrates with a one-gallon water jug
  3. Leg day: spoken of, rarely observed
  4. Mating call: 'we go again'

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE GYM BRO, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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THE GYM BRO, printed on a tee
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THE GYM BRO, printed on a dark garment
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  • Sizes S–3XL
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