People · Plate XXVI
THE HIKER
Homo trailmixus
"Almost there" means three more miles.
Tee $34 Crewneck $49
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- Free US shipping. Printed to order in 2–5 days, on your doorstep in 4–10 days.
- Damaged, misprinted, or simply not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.
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Field observations
- "Almost there" = three more miles
- Trail mix: eats only the chocolate
- Summit photo: mandatory
- Knees: lodging formal complaints
The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.
Colours
Tee 9
Crewneck 6
