People · Plate II
THE INTROVERT
Homo hermitus
Cancels plans, immediately feels relief.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the one who overthinks
Habits and wiring, observed from a respectful distance and written down without comment.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
11 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
People · Plate III
THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN
Homo caffeinus
Will not initialize before first cup.
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People · Plate V
THE PROCRASTINATOR
Homo laterus
Peak productivity: the night before.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate VIII
THE PERPETUALLY COLD
Homo freezus
The thermostat is a battleground.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate IX
THE NIGHT OWL
Homo nocturnus
Best ideas arrive at 2 a.m.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XIV
THE BOOKWORM
Homo bookhoardus
The to-be-read pile is load-bearing.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXXII For Her
THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN
Homo caffeinus
Will not initialize before first cup.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXXIII For Her
THE NORTH AMERICAN OVERTHINKER
Homo whatifus
Professionally reviewing every scenario since forever.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXXVI For Her
THE NIGHT OWL
Homo nocturnus
Best ideas arrive at 2 a.m.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXXVII For Her
THE PROCRASTINATOR
Homo laterus
Peak productivity: the night before.
9 tee colours
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- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.