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People · Plate XXXII · For Her

THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN

Homo caffeinus

Will not initialize before first cup.

THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN (for her) specimen plate
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Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

  1. Will not initialize before first cup
  2. Considers coffee a food group
  3. Reorder threshold: half an inch from empty
  4. Communication before caffeine: unsupported

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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On the garment

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THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN, printed on a tee
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THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN, printed on a dark garment
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  • Sizes S–3XL
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