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People · Plate III

THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN

Homo caffeinus

Will not initialize before first cup.

One of 33 plates in the People series, each numbered. See the series.

THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Field observations

  1. Will not initialize before first cup
  2. Considers coffee a food group
  3. Reorder threshold: half an inch from empty
  4. Communication before caffeine: unsupported

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE CAFFEINE-DEPENDENT HUMAN, printed on a dark garment
The same plate, printed on a dark garment

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