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People · Plate XVI

THE DAD

Homo thermostatus

Guards the thermostat with his life.

One of 33 plates in the People series, each numbered. See the series.

THE DAD specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Field observations

  1. Guards the thermostat with his life
  2. Dad jokes: reflexive, unstoppable
  3. "Not sleeping, just resting my eyes"
  4. Knows a guy for everything

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE DAD, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE DAD, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE DAD, printed on a dark garment
The same plate, printed on a dark garment

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