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People · Plate XXX

THE NEW PARENT

Homo sleeplessus

Wouldn't trade it. Would nap, though.

One of 33 plates in the People series, each numbered. See the series.

THE NEW PARENT specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Field observations

  1. Sleep: a rumor from a past life
  2. Can assemble a stroller blindfolded
  3. Whispers, tiptoes, prays
  4. Wouldn't trade it. Would nap though.

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE NEW PARENT, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE NEW PARENT, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE NEW PARENT, printed on a dark garment
The same plate, printed on a dark garment

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