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THE NEW PARENT

Homo sleeplessus

Wouldn't trade it. Would nap, though.

THE NEW PARENT specimen plate
The plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

  1. Sleep: a rumor from a past life
  2. Can assemble a stroller blindfolded
  3. Whispers, tiptoes, prays
  4. Wouldn't trade it. Would nap though.

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE NEW PARENT, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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THE NEW PARENT, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE NEW PARENT, printed on a dark garment
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  • Printed in 2–5 days
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • 30-day replacement or refund

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