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Dads · Plate I

THE JUST-IN-CASE DAD

Paternus justincasus

Carries a multitool. Has used it: once.

THE JUST-IN-CASE DAD specimen plate
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Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Field observations

  1. Carries a multitool. Has used it: once.
  2. Jar of mystery screws: kept, never opened
  3. "You never know." Has never known.
  4. Needs it only on the day he left it home

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

On the garment

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Find this plate in the guide

Also on THE DADS — the group plate and the rest of its specimens