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Groups · Plate XX

THE DADS

Paternus legendarius

The Just-In-Case Dad: carries a multitool. Has used it: once.

THE DADS specimen plate
The six-up plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Six specimens on this plate

  1. THE JUST-IN-CASE DAD var. justincasus
  2. THE SHORTCUT DAD var. madegoodtimus
  3. THE CHEAPER-GAS DAD var. fourcentus
  4. THE PHONE HAND-OFF DAD var. fortysecondus
  5. THE LOUD-SNEEZE DAD var. thunderus
  6. THE LAWN DAD var. curbappealus

Each is drawn and named separately, then set six-up. The numbers run left to right, top to bottom.

Colours

THE DADS, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

On the garment

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