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Dads · Plate VI

THE LAWN DAD

Paternus curbappealus

Mows in diagonal stripes, on purpose.

One of 6 plates in the Dads series, each numbered. See the series.

THE LAWN DAD specimen plate
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Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Field observations

  1. Mows in diagonal stripes, on purpose
  2. Waters at 5 a.m. like it's a shift
  3. Spots a footprint from the porch
  4. The lawn: for looking at, not walking on

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE LAWN DAD, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE LAWN DAD, printed on a tee
On a tee
THE LAWN DAD, printed on a dark garment
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Find this plate in the guide

Also on THE DADS — the group plate and the rest of its specimens