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People · Plate XXIV

THE HOT SAUCE GUY

Homo scorchus

"It's not even that hot," he says, sweating.

One of 33 plates in the People series, each numbered. See the series.

THE HOT SAUCE GUY specimen plate
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Tee $34 Sweatshirt $49

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Field observations

  1. Carries his own bottle to restaurants
  2. "It's not even that hot" — sweating
  3. Tolerance: legendary. Judgment: none.
  4. Mild is a personal insult

The four notes printed on the plate, in the order they appear.

Colours

THE HOT SAUCE GUY, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Sweatshirt 6

On the garment

Made to order, one at a time, and shipped from the United States. Direct-to-garment ink reads a shade softer than a lit screen. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.

THE HOT SAUCE GUY, printed on a tee
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THE HOT SAUCE GUY, printed on a dark garment
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