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THE AMERICAN OFFICE

Cubicus americanus

The Per-My-Last-Emailer: politely furious since 9 a.m.

THE AMERICAN OFFICE specimen plate
The six-up plate exactly as it prints.

Tee $34 Crewneck $49

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Six specimens on this plate

  1. THE REPLY-ALL APOLOGIST var. redundans
  2. THE PER-MY-LAST-EMAILER var. passivus
  3. THE FRIDGE BANDIT var. furtivus
  4. THE WHITEBOARD PROPHET var. verbosus
  5. THE MUG HOARDER var. accumulus
  6. THE 4:59 SPRINTER var. sprintus

Each is drawn and named separately, then set six-up. The numbers run left to right, top to bottom.

Colours

THE AMERICAN OFFICE, printed on a tee
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Tee 9

Crewneck 6

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