Moms · Plate I
THE BOTTOMLESS PURSE MOM
Maternus everythingus
Whatever you need: she already packed it.
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the mom
Every mother who has ever said “text me when you get there.”
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
11 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Moms · Plate II
THE DID-YOU-EAT MOM
Maternus secondhelpingus
"Did you eat?": asked before hello
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Moms · Plate III
THE TEXT-ME MOM
Maternus textmeus
"Text me when you get there": nonnegotiable
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Moms · Plate IV
THE CALENDAR MOM
Maternus calendarus
"It's on the calendar" = it is happening
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Moms · Plate V
THE NOT-MAD MOM
Maternus disappointus
"I'm not mad": far worse than mad
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Moms · Plate VI
THE QUICK-CALL MOM
Maternus onemorethingus
"Quick call": forty-five minutes, minimum
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People · Plate XIII
THE DOG MOM
Homo dogmomus
Phone storage: 97% dog photos.
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People · Plate XVII
THE CAT MOM
Homo catmomus
The cat chose her, actually.
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People · Plate XX
THE MOM
Homo supermomus
"Because I said so" is the final ruling.
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People · Plate XXX
THE NEW PARENT
Homo sleeplessus
Wouldn't trade it. Would nap, though.
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How this works
- I. You order on Etsy. Checkout is handled by Etsy, with its Purchase Protection, and your card never touches this site.
- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.