Dads · Plate I
THE JUST-IN-CASE DAD
Paternus justincasus
Carries a multitool. Has used it: once.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the dad
Six subspecies of father, observed in the wild, plus the one who guards the thermostat.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
8 plates
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Dads · Plate II
THE SHORTCUT DAD
Paternus madegoodtimus
Knows a shortcut. It is not shorter.
9 tee colours
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Dads · Plate III
THE CHEAPER-GAS DAD
Paternus fourcentus
Drove nine miles to save four cents.
9 tee colours
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Dads · Plate IV
THE PHONE HAND-OFF DAD
Paternus fortysecondus
Call length: forty seconds, then "here's Mom"
9 tee colours
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Dads · Plate V
THE LOUD-SNEEZE DAD
Paternus thunderus
Sneeze volume: heard from the driveway.
9 tee colours
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Dads · Plate VI
THE LAWN DAD
Paternus curbappealus
Mows in diagonal stripes, on purpose.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XVI
THE DAD
Homo thermostatus
Guards the thermostat with his life.
9 tee colours
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