Groups · Plate XX Six-plate group
THE DADS
Paternus legendarius
The Just-In-Case Dad: carries a multitool. Has used it: once.
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the parent
Family, documented with affection and no mercy at all.
Tees $34 · sweatshirts $49 · free US shipping
13 of 19 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
Groups · Plate XXI Six-plate group
THE MOMS
Maternus multitaskus
The Text-Me Mom: 'Text me when you get there.' You're thirty-four. It still applies.
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Dads · Plate I
THE JUST-IN-CASE DAD
Paternus justincasus
Carries a multitool. Has used it: once.
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Moms · Plate I
THE BOTTOMLESS PURSE MOM
Maternus everythingus
Whatever you need: she already packed it.
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Dads · Plate II
THE SHORTCUT DAD
Paternus madegoodtimus
Knows a shortcut. It is not shorter.
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Moms · Plate II
THE DID-YOU-EAT MOM
Maternus secondhelpingus
"Did you eat?": asked before hello
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Dads · Plate III
THE CHEAPER-GAS DAD
Paternus fourcentus
Drove nine miles to save four cents.
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Moms · Plate III
THE TEXT-ME MOM
Maternus textmeus
"Text me when you get there": nonnegotiable
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Dads · Plate IV
THE PHONE HAND-OFF DAD
Paternus fortysecondus
Call length: forty seconds, then "here's Mom"
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Moms · Plate IV
THE CALENDAR MOM
Maternus calendarus
"It's on the calendar" = it is happening
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Dads · Plate V
THE LOUD-SNEEZE DAD
Paternus thunderus
Sneeze volume: heard from the driveway.
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Moms · Plate V
THE NOT-MAD MOM
Maternus disappointus
"I'm not mad": far worse than mad
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