People · Plate XIII
THE DOG MOM
Homo dogmomus
Phone storage: 97% dog photos.
9 tee colours
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Common Specimens · Vol. I
For the parent
Family, documented with affection and no mercy at all.
Tees $34 · crewnecks $49 · free US shipping
- Free US shipping
- Printed in 2–5 days
- Sizes S–3XL
- 30-day replacement or refund
5 plates
Every plate opens its own page, with what is printed on it, all the colours it prints on, and a short film of the shirt.
People · Plate XVI
THE DAD
Homo thermostatus
Guards the thermostat with his life.
9 tee colours
Opens the listing on Etsy
People · Plate XVII
THE CAT MOM
Homo catmomus
The cat chose her, actually.
9 tee colours
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People · Plate XXX
THE NEW PARENT
Homo sleeplessus
Wouldn't trade it. Would nap, though.
9 tee colours
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How this works
- I. You order on Etsy. Checkout is handled by Etsy, with its Purchase Protection, and your card never touches this site.
- II. We print it to order in two to five days. Nothing is warehoused; nothing is overprinted.
- III. It ships free in the US and arrives in four to ten days. Damaged, misprinted, or not what the listing showed? Thirty days, replacement or refund.